I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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