shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
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