It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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