Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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