he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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