That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
Randomize
