Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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