is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
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