I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
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