i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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