Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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