It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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