so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
Drake has all the answers
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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