the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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