fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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