Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
Randomize
