No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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