Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Randomize
