So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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