I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I think we might need a safe word for this...
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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