Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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