If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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