it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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