I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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