i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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