so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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