They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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