I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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