Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
My vagina is very pro this idea
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
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