I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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