Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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