Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
I came so hard my ears popped.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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