Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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