You surviving the open bar?
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walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
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