there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Randomize