Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
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