you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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