you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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