im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
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