it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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