What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
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