SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Randomize
