Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
