Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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