All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
I could have mohawked her pubes.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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