i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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