I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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