i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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