just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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