i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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