For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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