i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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