it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
is wine microwaveable?
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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