Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
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