Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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