Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
Randomize
