at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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