Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
We're too hungover to prance.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
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