There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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